Funny Quote Wooden Coasters – Square Home Bar Set

Rs. 349.00

Rs. 349.00 ~~Rs. 499.00~~

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26 Jun

Order placed

We start designing

27 Jun

Design approved

Crafting begins

28 Jun-30 Jun

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01 Jul

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Product Description

These funny quote wooden coasters are cheeky square coasters carrying the bold 'Don't f*** up the table' quote, with the wording set as the full design UV printed flat on the surface. They protect your table while adding a dose of humour to every drink.

Built on a 3mm premium birch wood base with the full design UV printed flat on the surface.
4x4 inch — well suited to a coffee table, home bar or office desk.
Personalise it with your chosen quote or name; we share a design preview within 24 hours before we make it.
Easy care: wipe with a dry cloth and avoid harsh cleaning agents.

Free shipping across India — Delhi NCR 1–2 days, metro cities 3–4 days, rest of India 5–6 days. A playful gift for a housewarming or friend who loves a laugh.

Materials & Care

Material: 3mm Premium Birch Wood
Made Type: UV Printed on Birch Wood Base
Size: 4x4 Inch
Care: Wipe with a dry cloth; avoid harsh cleaning agents

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Can I personalise these funny quote wooden coasters?

Yes. You can keep the cheeky 'Don't f*** up the table' quote or send your own quote or name, and we will set it into the design. We share a design preview within 24 hours before we make it.

What are they made of and how is the design done?

Each coaster is built on a 3mm premium birch wood base, with the full design UV printed flat on the surface.

What size are they and how soon will they arrive?

Each coaster measures 4x4 inch. Free shipping across India — Delhi NCR 1–2 days, metro cities 3–4 days, rest of India 5–6 days.

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